Pick any fruit you like and put into cup. With a muddler or wooden spoon, muddle the fruit in the cup. Squeeze in lemon and/or lime. Pour sparkling water, strawberry lemonade, and/or blueberry lemonade as you desire. Top off with vodka for a cocktail, or leave as is for a mocktail.
Chop up onions and jalapeños. Put ground beef into heated pan and season with garlic powder, black pepper, and seasoning salt. Add onions to pan and cook with beef until ready to add to the cheese dip. Once the beef is done, squeeze some lemon for zest. In a separate pot, add store bought cheese dip and chopped jalapeños. Add cooked beef to the pot with cheese and stir until warmed up. Serve with tortilla chips.